dont eat the big blue mint
look for flares
Some City, USA
217-555-5555
Sunday is Clean Up Day!
We're sure with Raven back the Bombers will completely trash the bar, so come on in for free lager all day if you help clean up all the broken glass and blood. If the bar is on fire, probably just go home, the fire department won't come out with all the violence here.
$1 shots
Saturday double shots for a dollar!
Get shitfaced this Saturday at Torchies! The Bombers are back and Raven is out of jail for a while anyway. Come armed, because there will be trouble for sure.
Friday, Classical Guitar from Hambone Perkins
Hambone Perkins, legendary guitarist and theoretical physicist will be performing Friday with his singing horse! You've got to see this.